I look okay today.

I look okay today.

Anger.

Brooding, seething, spiteful anger.

whatthethunder-said said: Must we call you Ms. Jackson if we're nasty?

You must call me Ms. Jackson at all times.

On Tuesdays we get nasty.

of-great-importance:

So do it.

Is that the best y’all got?

nonstopultimate said: What kind of underwear do you usually wear. Are they nasty? What do you wear to bed? Is it nasty?

I usually wear briefs. They’re not nasty, I wash them regularly. :P

I don’t wear anything to bed. The nastiness level varies.

signalbeast said: How nasty? What's the nastiest thing you've ever had to put your hand in? What's the nastiest flavor? What's the best way to get you out of a nasty mood?

As nasty as you want.

The floor drains at work are supposed to get cleaned once a week, but one of them was being neglected for… a while. I’m pretty sure that was a bacteria colony in there. Did you know that poop is 75% bacteria? And do you know what that drain smelled exactly like?

Hershey’s milk chocolate.

Let me take a nap and feed me.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
Date #2 with this cutie. I am so drunk. He is so great. We’re probably going to make whoopie. This is a good night.

Date #2 with this cutie. I am so drunk. He is so great. We’re probably going to make whoopie. This is a good night.