whatthethunder-said said: Must we call you Ms. Jackson if we're nasty?
You must call me Ms. Jackson at all times.
nonstopultimate said: What kind of underwear do you usually wear. Are they nasty? What do you wear to bed? Is it nasty?
I usually wear briefs. They’re not nasty, I wash them regularly. :P
I don’t wear anything to bed. The nastiness level varies.
signalbeast said: How nasty? What's the nastiest thing you've ever had to put your hand in? What's the nastiest flavor? What's the best way to get you out of a nasty mood?
As nasty as you want.
The floor drains at work are supposed to get cleaned once a week, but one of them was being neglected for… a while. I’m pretty sure that was a bacteria colony in there. Did you know that poop is 75% bacteria? And do you know what that drain smelled exactly like?
Hershey’s milk chocolate.
Let me take a nap and feed me.
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.